Can't understand New Zealand accent - HELP needed

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Hi here are some sentences I can't understand by hearing from a video.
The accent is giving me hard times.

Please if english is your native language or even better, you're from New Zealand, please help me to understand what they are saying.

01) video_734KB
- ??blablabla?? we don't want kids eh?

02) video_616KB
- Most people ??blablablablablabla?? put down. you know.
//the dog suffers from agoraphobia

03) video_1.92MB
- No, I just like them.
- ??blablabla?? ?
- ??blablabla?? great!
- These are gorgeous.

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- Hey you girl (??)
- You'll be all right girl (??are you all right girl?)
- ??blablabla?? some antibiotics.

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- ??blabla?? lot of work ??blablabla?? this.

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- The cows are gone.
- ??bla?? just disappeared.

08) video_248KB
- He's just ??blablabla??
- Don't worry about it.

09) video_296KB
- ??blabla?? Bhanas ??blablablabla?? parties.

10) video_304KB
- Cooked yourself ??bla blabla?? ??blablablabla?? !
- I thoght you cooked it.

Thanks!

[J]

hello
No wonder you had difficulty understanding this, even I couldn't get it all!

01) video_734KB
- ??blablabla?? we don't want kids eh?

"Just as well we don't want kids, eh?"

02) video_616KB
- Most people ??blablablablablabla?? put down. you know.
//the dog suffers from agoraphobia

"Most people would have a dog like that put down, you know"

03) video_1.92MB
- No, I just like them.
- ??blablabla?? ?
- ??blablabla?? great!
- These are gorgeous.

-"No, I just like them"
- ???
- "Do it, it'd be great!"
- "They're so gorgeous"
- "[they'd] be fine together, thank you!"

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- Hey you girl (??)
- You'll be all right girl (??are you all right girl?)
- ??blablabla?? some antibiotics.

"There you go, ay? You'll be alright, girl! [We'll] get you on some antibiotics!"

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- ??blabla?? lot of work ??blablabla?? this.

"There's a lot of work [that has] been put into this"

07) video_719KB
- The cows are gone.
- ??bla?? just disappeared.

-"The cows are gone"
-"They've (?) just disappeared"

08) video_248KB
- He's just ??blablabla??
- Don't worry about it.

"He's just letting off steam, don't worry about it!"

09) video_296KB
- ??blabla?? Bhanas ??blablablabla?? parties.

"I'll get the 'Bhanas' (?) onto it, they're great with parties" (I wouldn't have understood "parties" if you hadn't already put it there )

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- Cooked yourself ??bla blabla?? ??blablablabla?? !
- I thoght you cooked it.

-"Cooked yourself up a feed! Good on you!"
-"I thought you cooked it"

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Thanks a lot!!!

10) video_304KB
- Cooked yourself ??bla blabla?? ??blablablabla?? !
- I thoght you cooked it.

-"Cooked yourself up a feed! Good on you!"
-"I thought you cooked it"

Cooked yourself up(?) a(?) feed(?)
I think I would say "Cooked yourself some food"
Therefore I have some questions:
Is "up" used commonly in this form?
How is "some" replaced by "a"? I think "a" is not used with items that you don't count. (The speakers are simple country people, maybe it is used in such language?)
Can "feed" be used as a noun? I thought it's only a verb...

[J]

Cooked yourself up(?) a(?) feed(?)
I think I would say "Cooked yourself some food"
Therefore I have some questions:
Is "up" used commonly in this form?
How is "some" replaced by "a"? I think "a" is not used with items that you don't count. (The speakers are simple country people, maybe it is used in such language?)
Can "feed" be used as a noun? I thought it's only a verb...

The normal way of saying it would be "cooked yourself some food", but "cooked yourself up a feed" might just be fairly particular to New Zealand… or just colloquial in general, though I'd never heard it used this way before.

As for your questions,
There is also the verb "cook up" which basically means the same thing as "cook", but I think it has more of a sense of preparation gone into the food and not merely heating it...

The word "feed" can be used as a noun for things such as cattle feed, chicken feed, animal feed etc, so actually more for animals it seems... it's not normally used to mean regular food.

I think usually you'd also say "some feed" (like you would "some food") when talking about feed in the usual context, but here since it sounds like they actually mean a meal, they've used "a". I'm not sure you can analyse it too much, it might just be that way because it is

Another possibility is that I've misheared what they said in the video, but I'm pretty sure I heared it right!

Hopefully someone else can try clarifying.

[gellybean]

Hey, I'm a NZ-er, and yes, "cooked yourself up a feed" is just a colloquialism, specific to NZ I think. It means thats you cooked yourself a meal. Don't take this sentence as an example of English grammar though, its just slang.

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Thanks J and gellybean!

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The girl in the red [Luce] collects little shoes.
Now she holds a pair of little shoes, and her friend [Dros] asks if Luce and her boyfriend are planning a family (seing her with the little shoes). Luce replies...
- No, I just like them.
- ??blablabla?? ?
- ??blablabla?? great!
- These are gorgeous.
[Dros laughs]
[Luce] - We're fine together thank you.

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[Dros] - I'm sorry.
[Rob] - ??blabla??, you're getting cowshit all over you.

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[Rob] - Just... just ??blabla?? a doctor.
/maybe
* just getting a doctor.
* just gonna get a doctor.

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Rob wakes a man and gives him a beer:
- Hey! Come on, wake up! Come on!
- Get that down there ??bla?? good for you.
/maybe "Get that down there be good for you."
but that doesn't seem right....

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- Hello.
- ??blabla??- ??blabla??- ??blabla??
- Well, look who's here.
//Maybe you can understand something of what they're saying?

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Rob nearly hits a woman...
- What the hell are doing?
- I just ??blabla?? hit you!

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After her car was trashed and bernie says "sorry about that"
Dros replies:
- It's ok. She needed ??blablabla?? anyway.

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Bernie compliments her of her work on the trailer:
- Done a... really... nice job ??blabla??

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Rob asked Luce what was she gonna do with all those little shoes she has.
Luce replies:
- Ther's a... quite a ??blablablabla??
//few, feel???

These are the last!

[Yosich]

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After her car was trashed and bernie says "sorry about that"
Dros replies:
- It's ok. She needed ??blablabla?? anyway.

She needed a little bit panel painting anyway (???)

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Bernie compliments her of her work on the trailer:
- Done a... really... nice job ??blabla??

Done a really nice job [on her] ????

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Rob asked Luce what was she gonna do with all those little shoes she has.
Luce replies:
- Ther's a... quite a ??blablablabla??
//few, feel???

- There is ...ahm ... quite a few of them. -Yeah....

[Yosich]

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[Rob] - Just... just ??blabla?? a doctor.
/maybe
* just getting a doctor.
* just gonna get a doctor.

Just gonna get doctor ///I think...////