africaan to english,plz!! ^^thx!

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Wanneer kom kuier jy dude. Hey. Ons kan lekker skinder in afrikaans en Emily hulle kan nie verstaan nie. Elke keer as ek se Emily, dan dink sy ons praat van haar. Sy weet nie wat ons se nie. So, ek sal weer se Emily, dan lyk dit of ek baie te se het oor haar. Wag, laat ek weer se Emily, dan raak sy nog even meer suspicious. Gooi n engelse woord tussen in, dan lyk dit nog even beter ... hehe

net om haar bietjie meer nuuskurig te maak, gaan ek sommer weer n paar keer se Emily. Ek sal graag Emily se gesig wil sien as sy sien ek praat so baie van haar. Sy weet nie eers wat ek van haar se nie. ok, ek dink as ek Kevin se tussen in, dan dink Emily dalk ek praat van alby. Miskien moet ek ook Se Angel, Dora en Oscar. Almal dink dan ek praat van ... Read Morehulle. Weer n keer, Emily en Kevin. Nog n keer Emily, so paar keer Angel.... Nog n Kevin.... so ja. Ek dink sy is nou suspicious genoeg.

As julle reply, maak seker dat julle Emily se so veel as moontlik

[Deliah1087]

I do not speak Afrikaans, but I can tell you what I understood for sure...

In the first part of the text, the writter talks about someone named Emily who could eventually read this text. So he suggests to use Emily's name as much as possible to make her believe that this message is about her and that this is going to drive her mad becuse she doesn't understand it. At the end of the text, he asks the addressee to do the same.

I didn't quite understand the second paragraph, but I'll try to find a good dictionary later on.

[mikey]

Hoekom se jy 'africaan'? En wie is Emily?