Intellegent old man.

skatesborders · Post by **skatesborders** » 17 Jun 2006 06:06

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting
a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with
red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's
wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Vikr · Post by **Vikr** » 17 Jun 2006 11:42

Beaumont · Post by **Beaumont** » 17 Jun 2006 13:30

En fait ce message était un spam, il y avait des liens à la fin. J'ai juste gardé la blague...

Vikr · Post by **Vikr** » 17 Jun 2006 14:04

Beaumont wrote:En fait ce message était un spam, il y avait des liens à la fin. J'ai juste gardé la blague...

excellente initiative !!!

Sisyphe · Post by **Sisyphe** » 17 Jun 2006 20:55

Après le marketing viral, le spam carambar. Je me suis demandé un temps s'il y avait un lien entre la blague et les produits pharmaceutiques vendus...

Dada · Post by **Dada** » 18 Jun 2006 19:26

arkayn · Post by **arkayn** » 19 Jun 2006 09:49

Les bonnes blagues passent sans problème la barrière de la langue. Je la connaissait déjà en français et en espagnol. Elle est aussi excellente en anglais.

Manuela · Post by **Manuela** » 19 Jun 2006 12:04

Voici une autre blague, que j'ai trouvé vraiment pas mal...

La prof d'anglais a trois élèves : Dante, l'italien, Marcel, le français, Paco, l'espagnol. Elle leur dit:

-Dear students. You have to make a sentence with these three colours : green, pink and yellow. The sentence has to start with "I wake up in the morning and...".

Dante dit :

-I wake up in the morrrning and I eat a grrrreen apple, a pink strrawberrrry and a yellow banana.

- Very good, Dante, dit la prof. Your turn Marcel.

Marcel dit :

- I wake up in ze morning and I see ze green grass, a pink flower and ze yellow sun.

- Congratulations, Marcel, dit la Prof. Now you Paco.

Paco dit :

- I wake up in the morrrnin and I hearr the phone "green-green". I pink-up the phone and I say "yellow?"

Olso · Post by **Olso** » 19 Jun 2006 22:04

arkayn wrote:Les bonnes blagues passent sans problème la barrière de la langue. Je la connaissait déjà en français et en espagnol. Elle est aussi excellente en anglais.

Disons que ça dépend de leur contenu culturel. S'il est trop marqué, trop national, trop culturo-dépendant, ça passera pas forcément. Ce sont les blagues neutres culturellement, ou culturellement internationales (ou occidentales, pour nous), qui passeront bien.
La blague avec "yellow" au contraire, c'est bien, car c'est une blague linguistique

Le type-même de blagues qui seraient les bienvenues sur un tel forum. Comme sur :
Blagues étrangères (traduites) sur les jeux de mots
Jeux de mots pour polyglottes
Blagues sur et autour des langues

Latinus · Post by **Latinus** » 21 Jun 2006 21:37

Personnellement, je m'arrête au côté drôle de la blague

Pour l'analyse linguistique... Après dodo !

Vikr · Post by **Vikr** » 21 Nov 2008 14:11

skatesborders wrote:Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting
a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with
red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's
wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

décidément ce vieil homme a le sens de l'humour

voici donc la suite :

One sunny day in January,2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush.
I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and
no longer resides here.
Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said,
"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

serenita · Post by **serenita** » 21 Nov 2008 14:45

Whaouh, des blagues!

Latinus · Post by **Latinus** » 21 Nov 2008 15:10

Je l'aime bien, ce vieux ^^

Maïwenn · Post by **Maïwenn** » 21 Nov 2008 17:17

Oui, il est très attachant.

Latinus · Post by **Latinus** » 21 Nov 2008 17:24

Maïwenn wrote:Oui, il est très attachant.

Pour ça je suis hors de danger, j'ai des poils tefal.

LokaNova et Freelang

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