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I found this set of questions in the book I'm currently reading (Sorcerers by Jacob Needleman). It looks like one of those questionnaires that we receive from friends from time to time, but the questions are more interesting and diverse, I think. Here are my answers :

Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
I don't like to rank people, no answer for this one

What is the opposite of salt?

A river of pure and clean water

Who were you in your previous life?
a friend told me I was a French missionary in Thailand. I hope he's wrong!

What is the softest thing in the world?
a tender kiss

What supernormal power would you like to have?
teletransportation maybe

What is the purpose of pain?
Emphazising the beauty of painless moments

What would you like your name to be?
Maïwenn is perfect

Who would you like to be?
Someone like me

How would you kill the devil?
Before answering I have to be sure he exists

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
ununderstandable words on a beautiful, slow melody

How would you like to die?
in my sleep, without any pain

In what part of the body does shame reside?
in the mind with a strong connection to the cheeks

What happens after death?
nothing

Who are you?
a human being
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
Every man was great on his own way.

What is the opposite of salt?
Sugar

Who were you in your previous life?
A trapper at the north pole

What is the softest thing in the world?
A girl

What supernormal power would you like to have?
The power of making people happy

What is the purpose of pain?
Making people realizing people that they shoud have behave differently or making you realize that life is too short for suffering.

What would you like your name to be?
Matthieu, sounds nice :lol:

Who would you like to be?
The one I deserve to be.

How would you kill the devil?
Cuting his tail

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
Can you repeat that ?

How would you like to die?
Sleeping....that you don't understand about passing away and feel pain.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
Doesn't matter where, most important thing is why....

What happens after death?
The end

Who are you?
Someone just like you.
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
That question is impossible to answer. As Crocmiten said, everyone is great and unique in their own way. Besides, one would need to have met every person who's ever lived on our planet if one really wanted to set up a ranking!

What is the opposite of salt?
Bland. A dish that doesn't have salt in it is bland! (I'm an amateur cook.)

Who were you in your previous life?
A member of an Arctic tribe or then again someone living a posh life in Britain in the 1930s.

What is the softest thing in the world?
A small child's smile.

What supernormal power would you like to have?
The power to heal.

What is the purpose of pain?
Pain is a warning, a protection, a tool one has to learn to interpret. I know it sounds very medical, but I guess it's bound to given my background!

What would you like your name to be?
I'd like to have a middle name and maybe even a third one, they would reflect my different origins. A Hungarian friend of mine gave birth to a little girl a few months ago, the baby has three names: a French one, a Hungarian one and a Vietnamese one. The father is half French half Vietnamese. I'd like to do the same with my own kids.

How would you kill the devil?
I guess he can't be killed.

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?

"We’re Much Preferred Customers" by The Dissociatives.

How would you like to die?
At least I know I wouldn't like to die alone.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
In the mind.

What happens after death?
I'll see when the time comes!

Who are you?
A very happy, lucky and grateful person.
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
Obviously ME ! Joke appart this is really to subjective...

What is the opposite of salt?
Vinegar (although vinegar and salt get along when on chips ^^ )

Who were you in your previous life?
A Mongolian shaman

What is the softest thing in the world?
Shared love

What supernormal power would you like to have?
time-freezing power

What is the purpose of pain?
Make happy moments feel better

What would you like your name to be?
Name is just a name it has nothing to do with what you are, I like my name...

Who would you like to be?
Chirac, just to see, then I'd be myself again ^^

How would you kill the devil?
Tremble, Morta,l I AM the Devil muhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
(and don't forget the upercase to Devil muhhahahaha)

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
A song that would really move anyone around the globe...

How would you like to die?
Falling fall a cliff (when I'm very old)

In what part of the body does shame reside?
In the mind, it's just a matter of education

What happens after death?
who knows ?

Who are you?
Nothing to the universe, but maybe someone that counts to people I love
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
Jesus
What is the opposite of salt?
the decomposition of NaCl ???
Who were you in your previous life?
I dont believe in previous lives
What is the softest thing in the world?
baby powder
What supernormal power would you like to have?
teleportation?
What is the purpose of pain?
to realize Gods grace is sufficient. His power is made perfect in our weakness.
What would you like your name to be?
Lucy Eleanor
How would you kill the devil?
only God has that power
What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
'Time is on my side'
How would you like to die?
In a way shows my life is not my treasure. The best is yet to come
In what part of the body does shame reside?
the heart
What happens after death?
For some heaven and unimaginable joy, for others hell and unspeakable pain
Who are you?
a child of God who also happens to be a busy college student
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
Presumably 'man' includes men and women !
There are many people that I admire, those that I admire by reputation and people I know that I admire.
However, one quality that I admire is putting others' interests before your own.

What is the opposite of salt?
There isn't an opposite of salt because I can't imagine what scale is being used to measure salt

Who were you in your previous life?
I don't believe that I had a previous life.

What is the softest thing in the world?
The body of a voluptuous woman (eg Monica Bellucci).

What supernormal power would you like to have?
To detect when people are being sincere and when they are bullshitting.

What is the purpose of pain?
To protect the body.

What would you like your name to be?
I'm happy with my name.

Who would you like to be?
Prince (the musician), Oliver Sacks (neurologist / writer / scientific adventurer)

How would you kill the devil?
I believe this is impossible.

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
That song by Maleva.

How would you like to die?
Peacefully, in my sleep, surrounded by people I love and who love me.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
Cheeks

What happens after death?
Wait and see.

Who are you?
Andreas
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Post by gilou »

My five cents ;)

Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
There's no such man: "is greater than" is not a total order relation on the set of men.

What is the opposite of salt?
Sugar or glutamate.

Who were you in your previous life?
There's no previous life.

What is the softest thing in the world?
A baby's skin.

What supernormal power would you like to have?
Telepathy, in order to communicate faster, and without misunderstandings or lies.

What is the purpose of pain?
Survival. Its an evolutive mechanism

What would you like your name to be?
Mine is fine, thanks.

Who would you like to be?
I'm happy being me.

How would you kill the devil?
You can't kill something that does not exists. I am not superstitious.

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
Maybe a love song or a lullaby.

How would you like to die?
Whatever the way I shall die, I will not like it.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
Brains. In some neuron circuits.

What happens after death?
Nothing. There's nothing after death.

Who are you?
A human being.

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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
As other people already said, it's quite impossible to answer... but it's also very easy not to answer! So I won't answer. :lol:

What is the opposite of salt?
I've been trying hard to find something spiritual to answer, but I think "sugar" is the best I can do.

Who were you in your previous life?
Reincarnation, now that's something most people here believe in... but not me. ;)

What is the softest thing in the world?
A cuddle. :baby:

What supernormal power would you like to have?
Invisibility! :zoum:

What is the purpose of pain?
Make S/M parties more fun?

What would you like your name to be?
Anything starting by "Your Highness" would do. :lol:

Who would you like to be?
Being me is fine... so far.

How would you kill the devil?
Are we talking about the one in Miss Jones?

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
The song of a siren.

How would you like to die?
I wouldn't like to die at all.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
Probably in the appendix, as I can't find it anymore.

What happens after death?
Not much I guess. Nothing worth dying for anyway!

Who are you?
Dust in the wind... All we are is dust in the wind...
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
parents - one or both

What is the opposite of salt?
water-melon :)

Who were you in your previous life?
Cerberus

What is the softest thing in the world?
loving glance

What supernormal power would you like to have?
giving people possibility to see their happiness

What is the purpose of pain?
to remember, that life is not what ME imagine it

What would you like your name to be?
wanted - Alex - that's what my father wanted to call a possible son
want to be called and call myself - Biliguri :)

Who would you like to be?
mmm... horse-tender

How would you kill the devil?
accept as something inevitable

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
Plava Laguna's song... or what's her name...

How would you like to die?
fast

In what part of the body does shame reside?
in the brain solely

What happens after death?
choice

Who are you?
the sparkle of the God's love of the world
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
I really don't know.

What is the opposite of salt?
Oil.

Who were you in your previous life?
I don't believe in reincarnation, but if I did, I would say I were a mole.

What is the softest thing in the world?
The froth in a cup of cappuccino.

What supernormal power would you like to have?
Controlling time.

What is the purpose of pain?
Pain has only causes. Yet it can be easier to bear it, if you can picture in your mind that it serves a purpose.

What would you like your name to be?
Something that wouldn’t make strangers mistake me for a woman.

Who would you like to be?
A talented musician, but it’s definitely just a dream.

How would you kill the devil?
I am not a violent person, thus I was wondering if boredom can kill (for I would know some lethal tricks then).

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
“Sans contrefaçon” by Mylène Farmer.

How would you like to die?
Tired and happy. This is called ambition.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
In the stomach.

What happens after death?
One gets started with the carbon cycle, while the rest of the world goes on living.

Who are you?
A dreamer taking care of reality.
Wir brauchen keinen Appetit, wir haben den Hunger. (Bertolt Brecht)
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Post by Manuela »

Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
Every human being -woman or man- is unique and mankind is not perfect.

What is the opposite of salt?
Sugar

Who were you in your previous life?
I do not know. Maybe I was not human. I just hope I did not do too much harm, and that in this life I will be able to make one other step in the scale of my soul's evolution.

What is the softest thing in the world?
love

What supernormal power would you like to have?
Flying, so that I would not have to take planes.

What is the purpose of pain?
Pain is part of our evolution. Without pain, we would be stuck. Pain is a lesson that we have to learn, to accept... in order to move on.

What would you like your name to be?
I have the one my parents gave me, and it is perfect for me.

Who would you like to be?
Just being the one I deserve to be.

How would you kill the devil?
Evil is part of ourselves. No-one can be completely good. Devil is just an image.

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
What kind of question is this ? Why should it be a woman by the way ?

How would you like to die?
I just want not to be awake when it will happen

In what part of the body does shame reside?
In the brain and in the heart, sometimes.

What happens after death?
Another life begins.

Who are you?
Manuela
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
Well, my dad is pretty great, but Nelson Mandela and the funder of the Turkish Republic Atatürk are very great.

What is the opposite of salt?
Why does everyone say sugar??! It has to be something sour like lemon etc.

Who were you in your previous life?
I don't know but I like to believe that I was an aristocrat.

What is the softest thing in the world?
A kiss from a loved one.

What supernormal power would you like to have?
Telepathy.

What is the purpose of pain?
If there's no pain, there's no importance of having no pain.

What would you like your name to be?
Something that was easier to say in other languages.

Who would you like to be?
Someone rich and famous.

How would you kill the devil?
If you kill him, what's the meaning of good then?

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
"Shribba bombom lalaaa"

How would you like to die?
Painless.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
Heart.

What happens after death?
You rise up in the air.

Who are you?
Başak.
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Who was the greatest man that ever lived?
The one you live with who treasures you above all else no matter what you say or do.

What is the opposite of salt?
Sky.

Who were you in your previous life?
Ah... Too many to keep track of. ^^; I don't think I was Human just one life ago... *stares into the void*

What is the softest thing in the world?
Why is this so damn hard to answer?

What supernormal power would you like to have?
The Undoing. Points if you know what I'm talking about.

What is the purpose of pain?
To remind you.

What would you like your name to be?
Tyori. T. H.

Who would you like to be?
Mangaka or linguist. Due to my lack of linguistical knowledge though, I'll sooner be a Mangaka. ^^; Either way, it's beyond my grasp as I am now.

How would you kill the devil?
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Then own 'em and boss 'em around.

What song would the strangest woman in the world sing?
Something Haunting. I like the sound of people singing wordless misery for some reason. OAO

How would you like to die?
Instantly. Getting hit by an ambulance.

In what part of the body does shame reside?
Mind. It's only shameful if you believe it to be.

What happens after death?
Reincarnation into Hell if you can't get into Heaven

Who are you?
Peon?
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