Magic line in catalan

[Kadem]

Hi,

I'm a french magician and I'm gonna go in Barcelona in August and I would like to say some common phrases in catalan to be accepted more easily in bars and restaurants.

Can someone help me to translate them?
Thank you a lot in advance!

-Hello, excuse me for disturbing you, I’m a French magician and I’m doing the rounds of bars / restaurants to show small magic tricks to people, and I wanted to know if I could make a few tricks on the terrace in your bar/ restaurant.

-Don’t worry, it does nothing, and people give what they want, there are no worries.

-Do you speak french / spanish / english?

- Well, I just show you my best trick anyway, the vanishing magician, I’m gone, good evening

-Usually people like close-up magic and that gives them the feel like staying and having another drink

-I don’t speak catalan, just these couple of words.