Simple Latin . . . help!

[Achtung Touristen]

Hello,

I am currently composing a choral piece for an amateur film and I need the words to be in Latin (for extra impact!).

Could anyone help me translate the following (obviously, wok will not translate!):

Beware the man who has the wok,
He is violent,
He is unpleasant,
Beware the man who holds the wok,
Beware this crazy man.

Thanks very much!

[kokoyaya]

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